Well, this is new, for the both of us, and to be honest, I'm beginning this little experiment without any clear direction. I'm not sure what I'll end up posting on this little guy or how long this phase will last, but lucky you, you're along for the ride!
A bit about myself (but not enough for creepy middle aged men to remain interested):
My name will remain a mystery, however you may call me Campbell (like the soup). I think it's more exciting that way. My dream is to be a writer, screenwriter to be precise. I enjoy tea and postcards and Keds and can appreciate a good pun. I'm currently at a loss as to how to explain the bouillabaisse that is my personality, but I'm sure as this somewhat one-sided relationship progresses, you'll come to know more about me.
Let's lay down some ground rules:
1. If you ever catch a spelling error it's probably because I have chosen that moment to test not only your acceptance and intelligence, but the lasting power of our relationship, as, if you alert me to said hypothetical error, I will ask you to stop reading this dog-and-pony blog and go find better things to do with your time. Like joining a fucking spelling bee: nobody's perfect, so move it along.
2. God only knows into what this will turn, but my guess is it will be somewhat of a scrapbook of my interests. Someday I can show my grandkids this and say, "Look kiddo, granny was kinda a badass in her day, if you care to expand the definition of badass." If any of you lovely readers happen to share any of my assorted interests, please share.
3. I don't know how you found this site, chances are I sent you the link myself, but thanks for reading. This is like a little marriage we're joining, me and you. I promise to be here, writing, when I remember, and you promise to show up every once and awhile and read it, whatever it may say. I like it.
Signed your newest pal,
The Littlest Wordsmith
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